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Unreal tournament III
Epic really dropped the ball on this one. I'm was super excited for UTIII, and even more excited when they released it for the 360. Unfortunately it was a huge let down. Epic couldn't get their heads out their own backside after their huge success with Gears of War, they couldn't help them selves from making UTIII into Gears of War 1.5. All the cutscenes and character models and voice actors are ripped straight from Gears of War, the main character just looks like Marcus Fenix wearing a Theron Gaurd uniform. First off all, who gives a shit about the story in UT, there was none in the first game, it just had bad ass gameplay and amazing multiplayer. Unreal Tournament 2 had some back story, which I didn't care about, but it made up for that by letting you fly, which is awesome. UTIII goes into a bunch of shit and the multiplayer is terrible, the maps are all way to big, and barely anyone plays it online so you get lost in these massive spaces. Unreal Tournament was one of the best FPS games which has a massive fan base, and epic went and ruined it because they don't care about UT, instead they make games about Marcus "I have no expressions but Epic are still gonna try and make you care for me in their terrible storylien ideas" Fenix and his Mexican border jumping friend Dom who only cares about his dead zombie wife and starts going all emo. but fair enough they did make the Cole Train, aint' nothing wrong with that guy. Choo Choo!

Resident Evil 5
I absolutely love this game, but the only onlien is co-op which I'm not gonna play it because I haven't completed the game yet. There is a new versus mode which you have to pay for, doesn't seem half bad, but nothing special, I may get it.

Fable II
Walking around with some random stranger watching him rape my many wives? No thanks.

Banjo Kazooie: Nuts & Bolts
The online for this is pretty decent, the main problem is finding people to play against, when you do get into a game it's normally just 1 or 2 other people. Some game modes are fun, like racing and sumo, but most people suck at this game and it can get pretty repetitive.

So yeah, that's a list of online games I have not including arcade games. As you can see I don't have any good ones. What I really need is Street Fighter IV and CoD: Modern Warfare 2.


4/28/2009 05:38:44 am

haha, I originally thought you were saying the online on UTIII was Epic :P Oh dear...

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